“They were like brothers.” Remus proclaimed, smiling to himself. “Who am I kidding? They were brothers.”
“How come she married him? She hated him!”
“Nah, she didn’t.”
I’ll help you be popular!
you’ll hang with the right cohorts,
you’ll be good at sports,
know the slang you’ve got to know.
so let’s start,
‘cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go!
Severus Snape and James Potter as Elphaba and Glinda from Wicked asked by and specifically for Boomy who draws awesome HP/Wicked crossovers.
Lily: Don’t make me silencio your mouth so I don’t have to hear you ask me out again, Potter. Because I will.
James: I can still gesticulate with my hands, you know.
Lily: You’re not funny.
James: Even you have to admit, Evans. I kind of am.
So much this I can’t even.
Sirius: Fix him.
Lily: Hello to you too, Black. Jeez.
Sirius: You’ve broken James. You, with your love for the school rules and your stubborn attitude and that stupid red hair of yours.
Lily: I beg your unbelievable pardon?
Sirius: He doesn’t want to do fun things anymore. He doesn’t eat, doesn’t drink. Hell, he wouldn’t even make fun of Snape’s nose anymore, that’s how bad it is. You’ve broken Prongs, Evans, and now you’ll have to fix him.
(with Karen Gillan as Lily Evans, Ben Barnes as Sirius Black and Darren Criss as James Potter, of course)